That’s a nice way to put it:
• Girls Aren’t Mean, Just Exclusive (Stollerderby)

If parents think this will have any impact on how often college students have sex, they’ve forgotten what college is like:
• Would You Object to Co-Ed Dorm [Rooms]? Rutgers Implements New Housing (Strollerderby)

Well, that was short lived:
• Breast Milk Ice Cream Seized Over Health Complaints (Parent Central)

But, how on earth are they going to keep up with their GTL?
• Doctors Urge Lawmakers to Keep Teens from Indoor Tanning (Parent Central)

Forget a life of self-employed leisure, being a mompreneur is a lot of work:
• Mom-Run Companies are a Growing Business (Parent Central)