• Dieting for men, endorsed by George Costanza:
Dude, I’m totally dieting (The Globe and Mail)

• In what’s shaping up to be a real battle of wits, you have the robot activists vs. a man who claims to speak ‘groundhogese.” Hmmm….:
Replace famed groundhog with a robot, U.S. animal rights activists urge (The National Post)

• After finding out how much heavy and out of shape our nation is, any exercise target would probably scare us:
New exercise targets might scare Canadians (CBC)

• Instead, students will be jolted awake in algebra class using a mild current of electricity:
School board enacts ban on energy drinks (The Montreal Gazette)

• Especially now that the energy drinks are gone:
Burned out? So are your kids (The New York Times)

• On second thought kids, you can leave the Brussels sprouts on your plate:
Too many superfoods could be harmful (The Telegraph)

• We’ll give you one guess which common household amenity this man helped revolutionize:
Thomas Crapper commemorated by National Trust (The Telegraph)