1 | Every mom wants a shirt that won’t ride up. This one also offers a slim – but not tight – fit. $20, American Apparel.

2 | Flaunt some – but  not all – of your assets when you crouch to kid level. These mid-rise jeans keep things rated F. Belladonna jeans, $145, Fidelity. (Or try Old Navy’s boot-cut jeans for $40.)